Total Medals Earned: 564 (From 102 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,365 Points
Medals Earned: 5/14 (30/360 points)
Complete an easy level without dying
Stomp a cat
Attempt to double jump
Stomp a cat while fat
Mid-air axe death
Death by spikes when fat
Complete a hard level without dying
Get to the flag when fat
Find and use the golden bounce pad
Complete a hard level without taking damage
Find a secret area
Defeat the cat god
Vomit on the princess
Find all 3 secret areas
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (500/500 points)
Bully the weak.
Bully your own boss.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/40 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Activated Wade mode
Ban him at 500 + MPH
Medals Earned: 3/8 (175/500 points)
Finish the game in 10 minutes.
Parry an enemy 5 times in a row.
Finish the game without using your shield.
Kill 50 Enemies.
Collect over $20000 in loot.
Find all secret items.
Complete every achievement.
Finish the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/225 points)
Score 10 times successively
Let fire the ball
That Alley Hoop saved me...
Score 20 times successively
What a great score !
It's forbidden to touch the ground without making an hoop
Are you serious ?
Let multiplies by nine...
Medals Earned: 7/12 (65/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 7/16 (65/500 points)
Use 500 bullets.
Kill 50 bunnies.
Spend £10,000.
Use a grenade.
Go into RAGE.
Use a remote explosive.
Kill the super bunny.
Get someone naked!
Kill the bunny man.
Kill the Easter bunny.
Fully Upgrade the assistant.
Get a high score of 10,000,000.
Get all trophies!
Purchase all weapons.
Get a high score of 14,000,000.
Fully upgrade EVERYTHING!
Medals Earned: 6/6 (155/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 10/10 (315/315 points)
Die before beating Luis.
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Escape the cave.
Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Complete all other achievements!